kaijuno:

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

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theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

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celticpyro:

shadio:

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

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semitics:

disgustinganimals:

galileoace:

tastefullyoffensive:

“More, please.”

That might be the clearest instructions I’ve ever seen from an animal

how much is this prairie pup paying you for your services

think about it

Me

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holdencaulflied:

definitive best black mirror episodes

1.) san junipero

2.) shut up and dance

3.) the entire history of you

4.) u.s.s callister

5.) be right back

You’re forgetting the beauty that is the Christmas Special

knucklesjunior-sidekick:

THIS KID IS ON LEVELS I’VE NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE

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owlmylove:

ridgedchips:

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[distantly] THAT DOG

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thebestmoreorless:

SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT

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square-enix:

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

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ohnoanotherputz:

I randomly thought of Wishbone the awesome dog from PBS back in the day. Naturally this meant I had to google pictures of him in his costumes.

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